Time: 48 minutes and 23 seconds.
Price: $10
In case grad school doesn't work out for me, I have the option of being an excellent sweatshop laborer. I can make pajama pants in less than an hour! Mwahahahaha!
I did start with a pattern I had cut out and made before, and these don't require any mad tailoring skillz, but other than that, on your mark, get set, GO!!!!

Laying out the pattern.
Interestingly, the fabric said not to use it as children's pajamas. But I guess since I'm legally an adult it's alright?






The finished pants
Excuse me while I flash out my face, because no one else is awake to take my picture.